Today I saw a boy in the parking lot of a certain Durban mall, lanky and bony, dressed like a hungover Chris Brown. He looked about 20 or a few months over. He had on those golden high-shoes that kids wear nowadays and ripped skinny jeans showing both of his knees. He was leaning on … More Kids gone wild…
I have been in Johanesburg for three weeks and yes Jozi doesn’t quite snooze.This is Johannesburg many of you know .Where men wake up every day, slip into their best suits and their R3,500 shoes and step out and relentlessly beat the bushes. All day. Every day. You can feel the energy of … More Men Around Jozi…
You are reading a book, or cutting your ugly toe nails all in the name of minding your own business on a very jaded Saturday morning, right? Suddenly a dark shadow is cast over you, like an ominous cumulus cloud. You look up and your woman is standing there and she asks, “Who is Amanda?” … More We Are Just Friends…
Has something so soul-sucking ever happened that made you so certain that Lucifer is actually alive and kicking? Many say he is a liar. I say lucifer is a she dog-a card carrying,Juju chanting,chaotic member of EFF It’s 30 minutes to 9pm. Friday night. Joburg is as cold as an hyena’s ass. I just stumbled … More A Gay Driver,Lucifer And Me…A RANT
My mom is always fussing over my goatie. I keep a beard The kind that could catch fire when blowing a candle. It is one of those beards that when you carry peoples’ crying children they reflexively stroke it. And giggle. And then fall asleep. Some girls also stroke it and giggle and fall asleep. … More Of mothers and beards…
My poor blog. Have been ignoring it for years now. Basically because these days even my thoughts never exceed 140 characters. But once in a while, I am forced to write these incredibly long pieces of er… 1200 words for some under paying publication. But, I thought, I might as well drop a post here, … More FOMO:Fear missing out?
It started as a normal day, When terrorists sought to have their way, With the guns and the deadly round bombs, They shot at the children,fathers and Moms I saw little kids trying to run, I saw little kids afraid of the gun, I saw Mothers cry and wail aloud, And I heard others regret … More Tribute to all Kenyans
There is nothing as a man in love, or in lust for that matter. And there is nothing more peculiar than the Mzansi man. He will do just about anything to impress a woman. I have heard of cases where a guy takes out a lady, spends all his salary and suffers in debt the … More 5 Things Mzansi Men Hate in Women but Tolerate Nonetheless
Eish! My blood boils with rage. Very many times, I have come close to a state of mind where I could get off my script, punch a fool in the nose and then go back to writing. Some male species are just refusing to grow up Well, now I said it. Being male does not … More SEPARATING BOYS FROM MEN
I am cruising towards my big three-zero so am pondering really hard.I used to think that wisdom came with age and the older people got, the more sense they made of life. That was before I experienced the misguided priorities of elderly leaders.I used to believe that age was nothing but a number. That I … More Age Is Just A Number Like A Jail Cell Is Just A Room
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