I cherish September month end and it has got nothing to do with the paycheck I get from the dog poo I call my boss. It is always my time to enjoy a fair glimpse of topless Zulu virgins doing their jig around the streets of Zululand.
So on Saturday Morning, I set myself up on a doomed paparazzi junket in a ghost town feted for its nut-dragging hobos, free-spirited outdoor criminals and boob flashing young virgins. It is an out-of-sort town of raving drunks, horny mamas who hang onto your arm and never let go and Sugar-daddying chicks who can’t even give out clear directions.
6am
I am already there …Braced enough not to miss a boob here and a boob there.
6.23am
The hunt begins.Get this virgos doing some warm up before the real jig ..I am beginning to enjoy myself..
6.26am
I like what i see and I let them know..then do it click click.
6.28am
Focussed the virgin way.
6.30am
The virgins pray to the zulu gods of virginity.
6.32am
The prayers goes on..
6.33am
And on…
Maybe we should get closer for the gods to hear us..
Then sing and praise the gods of virginity
More singing..
6.35am
Dancing in the name of virginity..
6.38am
old man couldn’t believe his luck..
8.27am
Back from 2 hours retreat..meet this virgins while cruising the grounds.
8.29AM
Met this virgin here.. let me have a bird’s eye view of her chest.
8.37am
The jig begins..
8.32am
The beat goes on..
8.40am
Virgins can banjuka !
Hurraaaa!!! we are virgins
8.41am
Kumbe virgos can katika kwasakwasa too..
8.43AM
Princess virgin..
8.44am
Samba samba!
8.45am
Oops!
8.47am
Met Zama. Proud to be a virgin.
8.49am
Sindi..She is hot virgo
8.50am
Shy kids
8.51am
They told me the want to be models
8.54am
Proud to be virgins.
8.56am
Smile Smile virgins
8.59am
Sisanda thought macho of me
9.00am
Virgins forever..Sisanda and her friend Thuli
9.01am
back in my crib.
4.26pm
Damage already done