I cherish September month end and it has got nothing to do with the paycheck I get from the dog poo I call my boss. It is always my time to enjoy a fair glimpse of topless Zulu virgins doing their jig around the streets of Zululand.
So on Saturday Morning, I set myself up on a doomed paparazzi junket in a ghost town feted for its nut-dragging hobos, free-spirited outdoor criminals and boob flashing young virgins. It is an out-of-sort town of raving drunks, horny mamas who hang onto your arm and never let go and Sugar-daddying chicks who can’t even give out clear directions.
6am
I am already there …Braced enough not to miss a boob here and a boob there.
6.23am
The hunt begins.Get this virgos doing some warm up before the real jig ..I am beginning to enjoy myself..
6.26am
I like what i see and I let them know..then do it click click.
6.28am
Focussed the virgin way.
6.30am
The virgins pray to the zulu gods of virginity.
6.32am
The prayers goes on..
6.33am
And on…
Maybe we should get closer for the gods to hear us..
Then sing and praise the gods of virginity
More singing..
6.35am
Dancing in the name of virginity..
6.38am
old man couldn’t believe his luck..
8.27am
Back from 2 hours retreat..meet this virgins while cruising the grounds.
8.29AM
Met this virgin here.. let me have a bird’s eye view of her chest.
8.37am
The jig begins..
8.32am
The beat goes on..
8.40am
Virgins can banjuka !
Hurraaaa!!! we are virgins
8.41am
Kumbe virgos can katika kwasakwasa too..
8.43AM
Princess virgin..
8.44am
Samba samba!
8.45am
Oops!
8.47am
Met Zama. Proud to be a virgin.
8.49am
Sindi..She is hot virgo
8.50am
Shy kids
8.51am
They told me the want to be models
8.54am
Proud to be virgins.
8.56am
Smile Smile virgins
8.59am
Sisanda thought macho of me
9.00am
Virgins forever..Sisanda and her friend Thuli
9.01am
back in my crib.
4.26pm
Damage already done
gosh..a guy…hii ni kaa documentary! and i stopped work for this…..lo!
Comment by Muthii Fulani — October 1, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
Secondary virginity is worlwide famous. Sisanda’s ninios look very farmiliar.
Comment by Bomseh — October 1, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
drat! have to explain to dane dudette why I’m looking at……the ninios
Comment by gal africana — October 1, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
now i understand why south africans are rated the happiest men in the world.. destination next : SA..
bomsheh. how often does this happen every weekend?????
Comment by kip — October 1, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
@Kip – It happens daily at the beach during summer. Poor me didn’t have a camera but I took a lot of mental shots.
Comment by Bomseh — October 1, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
damm my makendes need to move down there
ok on a serious note could this be the cause of High HIV cases in SA and botswana? becuase this is clearly not what i would expect in a society that wants to control HIV. you know why muslim countries have low HIV cases.. the only booty you see is the eyes in the veil…
Comment by kip — October 1, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
Kip: Kwazulu Natal province(KZN)- home of the Zulu people- is said to be the city with the highest HIV cases in the world.
* 9 out of every 10 people walking the streets of KZN are said to be HIV +..
*Last month, the sare condoms supplied by the SA Goverment were found to be defective(zilikuwa na shimo smalls)
*Zulus do it anywhere..anyhow…anytime..Tswanas too..
*Now you know why i will never touch, much less shag a Zulu She…Our sisters are the best !
Comment by pilato — October 1, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
Thats tragic.@ pilato however i dont think its 9/10 becuase google shows that the prevelance i KZN is ~35% of the province. and 29.1 % nationally..
thats very sad given the fact that kenya has shown tThe trend from 1990 to 2000 suggests that adult HIV prevalence in Kenya IS 7% nationally..
I still think theres a direct corelation between this display of flesh at will and the high AIDS cases just as in kenya theres a direct correlation between wife inheritance and AIDS. say in nyanza.
Comment by kip — October 1, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
tell me again why these girls have their boobs out?was it a hot day?
Comment by threetypesofcrazy — October 1, 2007 @ 10:59 pm
The only beef that I have with the reed dance is that sometimes you get to see some of the ugliest pairs of boobs in the world. Not always though.
Of course there’s a direct correlation between the display of uncensored flesh and the high HIV rate. My uni had it at 14% officially, but it was rumoured to be several times higher than that.
Also consider the fact that there’s free live porn on national tv on E Tv every Friday and Saturday at 10pm, alcohol is very cheap hence the higher probability of throwing caution to the wind and munching goodies bila gloves.
Another thing that I thought contributed to the high HIV rate especially among teenagers is this (si this is a post on its own?) most high schools end at 1pm. So you have this highly charged teenagers left idle knowing that the folks won’t be home for the next 5 hours, so what do they do with those 5 hours?
Then the local music industry is pure pornography and nothing more. The women are too easy such that stating your names and offering said damsel a drink qualifies as foreplay. It’s just a highly sexually charged society!
Maybe I SHOULD go write that post.
Comment by Archer — October 2, 2007 @ 1:46 am
//Of course there’s a direct correlation between the display of uncensored flesh and the high HIV rate.
Also consider the fact that there’s free live porn on national tv on E Tv every Friday and Saturday at 10pm, alcohol is very cheap hence the higher probability of throwing caution to the wind and munching goodies bila gloves.//////
I know it might sound not FAR FETCHED . BUT I believe all this things are an extension of the white mans deep deep desire to destroy those blacks. simply put., they dont care. they let them have anything they want in the pretext of ” FREE SOCIETY” Just as it happens in the ghettos in the states….
I believe if it was a purely white society ..they would NOT allow porn kwa national TV and cheap liquour…..
you could argue that this is culture. BUT………
Comment by kip — October 2, 2007 @ 2:28 am
asi!! am still trying to figure out why this tu-shez are topless .i though being a virgin meant no Exposé until the dude in church pronounces the magic words …
lakini serously what is the purpose of this dance?
Comment by bryjoe — October 2, 2007 @ 8:22 am
Kip: You are right man, the 9/10 thing is just a street talk here, but it helps to keep us sane in this insane society..This year alone, 5 of my workmates have made an early exit courtesy of the menancing virus..things are real elephants here.
Lets stop passing the buck..I think blacks here are to blame for their woes..
How do you explain Zuma, the former SA Vice President sleeping with a family friend, a lady old enough to be his daughter ,tena without a condom but full aware that she was HIV +..
Archer:I agree with you..I think E-tv is a disgrace to the society..mbona they don’t air hizo porn on Mondays ama Tuesdays?
Why do they have to wait till Fridays and Saturdays when all the country is in a party mood ?
Comment by pilato — October 2, 2007 @ 9:00 am
WOI! wololo! get me popcorn and that zoom lens…
scary facts those…but true, tuchanuke. we should take that campaign huko down
Comment by modoathii — October 2, 2007 @ 11:02 am
Ahem… all i can say the boys at work said thanks.
Comment by Gishungwa — October 2, 2007 @ 11:17 am
Worse situation is those cheap bars and clubs that can’t afford DSTV. Booze is cheap and they show E-Tv every weekend. Mchuano wa nguvu.
And this is part of the discussion where I can proudly say I ride the BT. Amen guys! Anyone wants to be welcomed aboard?
Comment by Bomseh — October 2, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
Sisemi kitu!!!
To Batswana defence, the whole country has a population of 1.7M therefore if 1M are HIV+ what will be the percentage? compare that to our own population if 10M out 36M what’s the percentage?
Alafu being a small population and the ratio of women to men being 7:1 the men tend to have a field day as there are more horny bitches to be satisfied…..
Chanukeni my brothers down south!!!!
Comment by Xs — October 3, 2007 @ 8:49 am
PS: Yenyewe Pombe here is cheap – i get Heinkein @4.70 Pula approx 50bob! My fridge is full!
Comment by Xs — October 3, 2007 @ 8:50 am
Our single largest problem is the lack of knowledge of HIV status… When you have that many people who don’t know their status, anything could happen. If each person infected another person, they you could have 35 prevalence turn into 70 percent prevalence. It’s insane.” – Dr Ernest Darkoh – ABOUT aids in SA
Comment by kip — October 4, 2007 @ 5:40 am
Mr. Kip, hukus they get grants so sometimes they just have unprotected sex knowingly and if they become infected they get paid monthly kama mshahara. The situation is hopeless.
Even single parents get grants to support their babies. Ofcourse the money is misused in alcohol and sex issues.
Comment by bomseh — October 4, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
shoving ice cubes up my what?*shudder*….its things slike this that i can proudly say ..najivunia kuwa mkenya !
bomseh someone knowingly infecting themselves with Hiv ?.kwani what’s the literacy level huko?
Comment by bryjoe — October 5, 2007 @ 6:03 am
ok am sure i didn’t make a lot of sense up here …let me grab coffee and see if i can collect them thoughts…..
Comment by bryjoe — October 5, 2007 @ 6:05 am
@bryjoe – The illeteracy level is very high in KZN. Zulus are not over enthusiastic to go to school or to work. Give them house music, some nyamchom and booze and nothing else matters. And yes there are those who get infected to receive govt. grants. Hali ngumu hela lazima ipatikane.
Comment by Bomseh — October 5, 2007 @ 8:31 am
Why are you calling them virgins all over the place,like it’s a bad thing? “virgins can banjuka”,”smile virgins”…Sounds very sarcastic.
We already gathered that the reed dance involves many topless girls,who are virgins.Just call them girls!
You remind me of those guys at my uni who walk around asking “are you a virgin?” like it’s a problem they want to rectify.
Comment by Tweety — October 6, 2007 @ 3:30 am
Can’t we just admire a beautiful thing without having to be forcefed heavy doses of illiteracy rates and HIV manenos? Great job Pilato, my only gripe is you did not use a 10MP Olympus or Canon digital camera with zoom lens for superfine pixelation! I WILL be a regular fixture on this blog! LOL
Comment by Blackknutz — October 8, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
I am a Nigerian and aware that we have similar festivals, like the Offa Maiden Festival in Kwara State in the North Central Nigeria.
There actually is nothing wrong with these festivals as they are meant to celebrate purity and encourage chastity among young girls.
The problem is with most of you that reduce this noble culture to porn. Most of you are sick, sex maniacs in need of urgent help.
Comment by Tunde — January 6, 2008 @ 10:52 am
It is tedious to create an account and validate it, but I went to the trouble of doing so to point out what a sad shit you are, Pilato.
Those people posed for you in good faith, not to have you expose on the internet your low self-respect and nastiness using their pictures for cheap laughs.
And if you’re clever enough to think of such an original nickname for your boss like “dog poo” (“poo”? what age are you?) then no doubt you are talented enough to find a more fulfilling job elsewhere where the boss won’t expect results from you.
Comment by doyle2009 — November 20, 2009 @ 8:18 am