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		<title>Anyone need a watchman?</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/127/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I was interviewing with a media company for a position that will remain nameless. I like to think of myself as a cool guy. I don&#8217;t get flustered. Such illusions can be shattered the moment you get past the first minute of a job interview. It&#8217;s like realizing you&#8217;re on a sinking ship and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=127&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Prost(r)ated</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have finally come to truly appreciate the female hatred for the speculum, all because of a doctor&#8217;s finger.
I haven&#8217;t been in for a physical examination in a year. Why? Because the last time I was in, the doctor stuck his finger in my butt. I had a potential prostate infection and he had to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=122&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>As long as the belly is full……</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t cook. Out of choice. Meaning that if my life depended on it, I could whip up a perfectly decent meal, but I haven&#8217;t in years and I&#8217;m not intending on breaking the record any time soon.
I used to fancy myself as something of a gourmet cook, until my ex-Zulu girl put me in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=121&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>KENYAN MEN NEED EXCUSES TOO</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/k/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are hundreds of brilliant male scientists in beautiful Kenya most of whom do their jobs quite well. But just like our politicians, they&#8217;ve failed to fulfill their duty to fellow Kenyan men. They haven&#8217;t come up with scientific reasons for certain types of Kenyan male behavior. They haven&#8217;t given us adequate excuses for habits [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=120&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>YOU MEN EXCLUDED, ME INCLUDED</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/you-men-excluded-me-included/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She has done it to Kamau, She has done it to Alan,
she has come up with a good plan.
And she&#8217;ll be doing it to You too,
sending You out into the BT.
&#8220;PILATO ONLY&#8221; she&#8217;ll proudly say,
and it doesn&#8217;t matter if you&#8217;re gay.
You&#8217;re not supposed to go in there,
no matter what kind of earrings you wear.
Leave her [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=118&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>XENOPHOBIC VIOLENCE:WHO IS TO BLAME?</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/xenophobic-violencewe-are-all-to-blame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 11:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Good Friday I found myself praying for the souls of the many bigots and blinkered South Africans suffering from xenophobic tendencies. Like a charitable nice boy brought up in a Christian family, I prayed only that the Creator should remove their bigotry and rid them of their ingrained denialism and tit-for-tat nonsense. 
Mark you, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=117&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>BAR SCENE</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/bar-scene/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My head&#8217;s been a little fuzzy lately, for reasons I&#8217;d rather not detail (though they are not illegal), so I thought I&#8217;d bring you a really obscure material.
I&#8217;ll admit right off, I&#8217;m not a bar guy. Never have been, probably never will. I just don&#8217;t have the self-confidence it requires to get shot down that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=112&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>OF MEN AND BIG BOOBS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2007/11/01/of-men-and-big-boobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I&#8217;m going to come out on a very important subject and many men will disagree with me. I am decidedly against big breasts.
Now I&#8217;m not talking about ordinary, naturally-occurring big boobs, though they are a problem. I&#8217;m talking about the super-gargantuan man-made breasts. When I see these silicone-reinforced strippers and adult film stars on talk [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=110&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>MEN ARE FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WOMEN ARE FROM COLLEGE</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2007/10/18/men-are-from-high-shool-women-are-from-college/</link>
		<comments>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2007/10/18/men-are-from-high-shool-women-are-from-college/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do &#8220;chanukad jamaas&#8221; say is an important quality in a She? Intelligence. Well, I have recently realized that we are deluded. Forget Mars. Forget Venus. Men are from high school and women are from college. Why do I say this? Is it something having to do with perceived differences in maturity levels? Not in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=108&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>THE OPTIMISTIC STORY</title>
		<link>http://pilato.wordpress.com/2007/10/14/stay-positive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 13:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an optimist, a relentless, uncorruptable  and incorrigible optimist. If I were married to Nini Wacera, that Nawty TV girl, I&#8217;d say, &#8220;Well, at least I&#8217;m not married to the hard partying  hot- panted Paris Hilton .&#8221; If I were married to Paris Hilton , I&#8217;d say, &#8220;Well, at least I&#8217;m not married to a Zulu [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pilato.wordpress.com&blog=1601964&post=107&subd=pilato&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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